theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

grantaire:

have you seen this dog

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look at him

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

thewaywardqueen:

heavenlywarm:

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th

No no no no, just no. OMG enough with the stereotypes, I’m 100% lesbian with a damn long hair. Stop it.

Did you even read it till the end?

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.